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kettleoat:

atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

sometimes you don’t need to find someone else

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titwankz:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

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inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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halaalpussy:

cartoongoblin:

karkat-in-the-tardis:

do u ever just want to punch the world in the face

But it’s not about race, right America?

Lets not ignore the gender element as well

halaalpussy:

cartoongoblin:

karkat-in-the-tardis:

do u ever just want to punch the world in the face

But it’s not about race, right America?

Lets not ignore the gender element as well

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HBIC!! queen of reality tv tbh….

HBIC!! queen of reality tv tbh….

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fallontonight:

There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe. 

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plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background. 

A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background. 

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surprisebitch:

on a scale of 1 to done

i’m

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