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I had a really big crush on one of the exchange students in a big group staying at my college and when they left he said “we’ll miss you… I’ll miss you” and instead of being like wow kiss me or telling him something really cute back I said “you da tits, Tay” that’s not a joke I made up for this dumb website that is an actual thing I said to an actual person I had legitimate feelings for
Student: can I please use the bathroom?
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.